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  1. hey, I just met you

    and this is crazy

    but here’s my number

    hey, I just met you

    (Source: alphadog-and-omegalomaniac)

     
     
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  3. way to just take a dump on my stack of shit

    and just add pounds of douchefuckery to my crapheap

     
     
  4. (Source: cybergata)

     
     
  5. greatesthungergamesfans:

allofthisiswrong:

What if Mrs. Everdeen had an afair with Mr. Mellark, and Prim is actually Peeta’s half-sister? And that’s why he (Mr. Mellark) was going to keep her stomach full? And that’s why Mrs. Mellark hates Katniss so much. And Mrs. Everdeen never told her husband the truth, and that’s why she get so depressed after he died. And that’s why she keeps running away.

    greatesthungergamesfans:

    allofthisiswrong:

    What if Mrs. Everdeen had an afair with Mr. Mellark, and Prim is actually Peeta’s half-sister? And that’s why he (Mr. Mellark) was going to keep her stomach full? And that’s why Mrs. Mellark hates Katniss so much. And Mrs. Everdeen never told her husband the truth, and that’s why she get so depressed after he died. And that’s why she keeps running away.

     
     
  6. groovychainsaws:

    inspiredbreathing:

    groovychainsaws:

    corncobs:

    groovychainsaws:

    “So Tenzin, would you say that you and Chief Bei-Fong had a…

    ROCKY RELATIONSHIP?”

    “Well it definitely wasn’t a….

    BREEZE”

    “Y’know, I’m surprised Tenzin couldn’t handle me. They say I’ve got…

    NERVES OF STEEL.”

    “Well, I’d say you two have practically hit..

    ROCK BOTTOM.”

    “My daughter and Tenzin, together? I sure didn’t…

    SEE THAT ONE COMING.”

     
     
  7. jenatran:

    Stay Positive: How to treat your girl right.

    staypozitive:

    • Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
    • Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
    • Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any…

    why does this have so many reblogs? no no NO.

    i read through this and…i just….had to barf. some of this is actually okay, like, girls can eat and shit like that, but the majority of it was just….bull shit. like shit that i just wanted to kick in the face.

    Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! 

    excuse you but i thought that in this society we’ve learned to go dutch and that a woman can pay for her damn meal if she wants. men SHOULDN’T be expected to pay for everything.

    Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.

    okay, stuffed animals, okay, i like stuffed animals. i don’t want you damn sweatshirt actually i’d feel pretty bad like i bet you spent money on that shit why would i take it from you? and i don’t need a damn ring to assure myself of our affections. it makes it seem like you think all girls want are cute and pretty things to keep us satisfied.

    If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

    are we all crazy psycho possessive bitches? i’m pretty sure if i was talking to one of my manfriends i wouldn’t pull YOU closer so um yeah you’re safe you don’t need to do that.

    Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

    contrary to popular belief we don’t ALL enjoy chickflicks and no thank you i’d much rather watch a movie we’d BOTH enjoy instead of one of us suffering through something

    If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

    fuck that man i mean if i suddenly said my boob  hurt i would not want you fondling my breasts

    Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

    …………here let me show you my black belt in Tae Kwon Do and you can try to say that to my face again

    After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

    and here is the icing on the cake. control? CONTROL?? so basically you made this list for men to comply by so they can have a DAMN UPPER HAND in the control of power in a relationship? THAT IS WRONG AND TOTALLY THE WRONG BASIS IN A RELATIONSHIP. be good to them so you can gain instant access to their boobs and tell them what to do and just control every aspect of their lives?

    this is a long text post, i understand, but i just HAD to respond to this because it is complete BULL SHIT and the fact that so many people, half of them probably girls, reblogged it thinking it’s totally cool and justified. girls will read this and think “oh that’s cute yes that’s true mmhmm” when really when you read in between the lines it’s NOT.

    i may be criticized and called out for being a super feminist or something like that, but really, it’s just common sense? it’s self respect and DIGNITY. this misogynistic, hetero-normative way of thinking just needs to STOP and ridiculous, stupid posts like this just FUEL society on.

     
     
  8. jakeralphio:

    there’s a teacher at my school who has a copy of the Declaration of Independence taped to his door. Seeing as it was my last day, I decided to steal it and replace it with a photo of Nick.

    (Source: skeletonoverlord)

     
     
  9. elasticitymudflap:

    lindzar:

    hurpaderp:

    letigra:

    stargirlx:

    MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE THANKS TO THIS VIDEO!

    HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY

    JBDHFGUPEGFWGF WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT

    that guy is my hero

    MY SPIRIT ANIMAL JFC

     
     
  10. onac911:

    AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!